A Little Bit of Humor
Weather forecast for
tonight: dark.
-- George Carlin: (1937-____) US comedian
I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon: (1913-1994)
US president (37th), author
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes,
but for real bona fide stupidity,
there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
-- Edward
Abbey: (1927-1989) US author
I was a 14-year-old boy for 30 years.
--
Mickey Rooney: (1920-____) US actor
I want to do a
musical movie.
Like Evita,
but with good music.
-- Elton John:
(1947-____) English singer, songwriter
I have
no use for bodyguards,
but I have a very special use
for two highly trained
certified public accountants.
-- Elvis Presley: (1935-1977) US singer, actor
I am always ready to learn
although I do
not always like
being taught.
-- Winston Churchill: (1874-1965) English
statesman, author
The risk of a wrong decision
is preferable to
the terror of indecision.
-- Maimonides: (1135-1204) Jewish philosopher, jurist, physician
I like liquor
- its taste and its effects -
and
that is just the reason why
I never drink it.
-- Stonewall Jackson: (1824-1863)
US confederate army general
