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Entertaining Quotations I
have left orders
to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency,
even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
-- Ronald Reagan: (1911-2004) US 40th president
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I just got
wonderful news from my real estate agent in Florida.
They found land on my property.
-- Milton Berle: (1908-2002) US comedian
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I
have spent a lot of time
searching through the Bible for loopholes.
-- W. C. Fields: (1880-1946) US actor, comedian
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The President of
today
is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
--
Gracie Allen: (1906-1964) US comedienne
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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary
canal with a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan: (1911-2004) US 40th president
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I do benefits for
all religions.
I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
-- Bob Hope: (1903-2003) US comedian, actor
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A dead end street
is a good place to turn around.
-- Naomi Judd:
(1946-____) US singer
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